Monday, December 3, 2007

Use your timer, you tool!

I nag about a lot of things stupid people do, like girls who wear too much make-up, guys who enjoy clubs, and general stupidity all around.

But one thing really irks me.

I absolutely HATE it when people take pictures of themselves in a mirror. Want an example? Just look at a random guy's MySpace pictures. 99% of the idiots on MySpace have posted pictures of themselves, standing in front of a mirror, wearing pants, holding up their shirt with one hand and their digital camera in the other hand.

Now, I have scientific proof that the people who partake in this douche-bag-title-nabbing activity are in fact idiots. Here it is:

Every digital camera ever (except maybe for your 4-year-old cousin's digital Barbie camera) has something called a self timer. It's this magical little setting that allows the user to take a picture at a delay, once the button is pressed.

I am willing to say, with science backing me up, that the tools who fail to recognize the mystical ability of the timer do so because they lack a thought process that extends beyond, "food. gym. sluts. glamour shots in the mirror."

and the rant is over. but just to reiterate, i hate those guys.

peace, love, and ponies.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Einstein

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