THIS JUST IN

PAYING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE THIS EDUCATION IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY IN THE HISTORY OF MY FAMILY.

I AM 22 YEARS OLD. I HAVE BEEN ANALYZING AND WRITING ABOUT SHAKESPEARE FOR A LITTLE OVER EIGHT YEARS NOW.

I AM LEARNING NOTHING NEW.

STOP IT, LOYOLA. I HATE YOU.

LET ME DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS, RATHER THAN A PAPER THAT HAS TO BE A SPECIFIC NUMBER OF PAGES IN A SPECIFIC FONT WITH SPECIFIC MARGINS IN A SPECIFIC FORMAT ABOUT A SPECIFIC SUBJECT WITH A VERY SPECIFIC THESIS.

LIFE IS NOT SPECIFIC. THIS EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARING ME FOR THE REAL WORLD.

I AM SO MIND-NUMBINGLY FED UP WITH THIS SHIT.

in serious need of xanax and merlot,
amk

Meet Henry.

My new son. He is a toy Australian Shepherd and currently weighs 2.3 lbs. I officially adopt him on Monday. He's a really fuzzy little bag of sassy 'tude. I've decided that he is the new mascot for Camp Wewabeca, as we probably won't be able to get our hands on a domestic hart. If I am actually capable of training a dog, his breed is amazing at agility. Dog agility: the newest activity at Camp Wewabeca? And no, Em, he won't be a prissy, yippy little ankle-biter toy dog; he's a big shepherding dog in a little body. Milo is very excited for his new baby brother.

P.S.-MLA, Eric wanted me to name him Scout, but I said no because you want to name one of your daughters Scout and I wouldn't steal your name.

loving Henry,
amk

"I don't think it's the best idea, but I know you're going to do what you want to do."
-Mom
"I dont think you should do it, but you always do whatever you want, no matter what people say."
-Clay