To Clear the Air

Sorry about the lack of posts. I have been extremely busy procrastinating for finals. My most recent endeavors include, but are not limited to: sweeping, windex-ing, vacumming, organizing/sorting, general cleaning, repairing things (like dresser mirrors), and discarding old magazines. Also consuming large quantities of pop.

But the real purpose of this post is to clear the air. So here it is:

Whatever your rapid thought process tells you, it is not, I REPEAT: NOT a good idea to sneeze into an empty popcorn bag that you happen to have in your hand. MOST LIKELY, the bag will not be completely empty, thus resulting in an eruption of small popcorn flakes and crumbs similar to that of a blender full of flour on HIGH, sans lid . This event is most unfortunate when you are sitting in your bed.

I'm off to sleep with Orville Redenbacher.

peace, love, and ponies.

"Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show."
-David Gerrold