Thursday, September 6, 2007

I couldn't remember my password...

aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back.

So many things to say, do, and inform all two of you about!

So lets start with what is important: One day, I will pose nude on top of a large white horse. i.e. Gisele



Also, I will post pictures of my new apartment (it is the garden unit of my building) when I can (I lost the charger to my camera so haven't been able to use it since may).

Recently, I've had the idea of writing about my summer, but don't know how to avoid making people mad (read: being accused of slander). There were just so many ridiculous things that happened that would make for some good reading.

Em, you are coming to my home tomorrow. Bring $1's for the el and bus. I am thinking we shall attend the Lincoln Park Zoo, and maybe the Conservatory as well.

Yesterday I was on the bus and a man sat in front of me. I am not exaggerating when I say that he must have poured half of a bottle of Curve cologne on his body before leaving home. I honestly thought I was going to be sick, it was so strong. Then, we got stuck in rush hour traffic. It was the most horrific 35 minutes of my day. Then I thought, "If sitting behing some guy with too much cologne is the most dreadful aspect of my day-to-day, then I guess I'm doing okay."

For those of you who care, Milo has garnered the love and affection of all who have met him in his new home. Although, he is no longer the relaxed, nice boy he used to be. He now turns into a baby bobcat everytime you try to pet him, and at the moment I have a diagonal scratch underneath my eye, making me look like some comic book villian. He talks to us a lot (it's actually called chirping and I think it is adorable) when we enter the room or wake him up. His favorite activities are eating receipts and playing with trash, and finding his loudest plastic toy when I am in bed. Also, he loves to play fetch, which is thoroughly entertaining.

This is all the randomness I have to share at the moment, but I'm sure I'll have more later.

peace, love, and ponies.

"I'm going like this! No shirt, no shoes, ALL the service they want!" (while shimmying)
-Adam Resh on his 21st birthday

3 comments:

MLA said...

I'm so happy you're back in Internet Land!

Now I don't feel like such a nerd.

Aaaand I am coming there tommorow.

Welp, back to WoW.

Matt said...

Slander and libel are only worrisome if the things you're saying aren't true.

amk said...

i know.

its just that stating even completely true facts would make me feel like a bitch.

because there were a lot of lazy people, and assholes at camp this summer. unfortunately, even some lazy assholes.