In high school I ran cross country. One race day, about 15 minutes before the start of our race, my friend and I were STARVING, but didn't have anything to eat. My mom showed up, but the only food she had was a bag of tomatoes from the farmer's market. We each ate a huge tomato, and then ran.
The entire time we were both burping, and had the acidic vegetable sloshing around in our stomachs.
Today, I ate a chocolate chip cookie and milk, and then decided to run.
I wish I learned.
Peace, love, and ponies.
“Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.”
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