I don't want to hear anything about Paris Hilton unless she does one of the following:
- Cures cancer & AIDs & Parkinsons
- Donates her body to science
- Helps malnourished/uneducated children
Otherwise, she's already done it at least 14 times, and keeps the dumb American public gasping, "Oh my God, no she di'int!"
YES! SHE DID! AND ALREADY HAS!
The same goes for Nikki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, and K. Fed, Tori Spelling, both of the Simpsons, Kate Moss, Jennifer Aniston's nose, Denise Richards' nose candy, and Carmen Electra.
Peace, love, and ponies.
"I'm dying to find kids who are too thin. I've got 42 models in my agency and I'm trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they'd come down with some anorexia. I'm not kidding. I'm running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don't know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym."
- Janice Dickinson
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