Sunday, December 14, 2008

THIS JUST IN

PAYING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE THIS EDUCATION IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY IN THE HISTORY OF MY FAMILY.

I AM 22 YEARS OLD. I HAVE BEEN ANALYZING AND WRITING ABOUT SHAKESPEARE FOR A LITTLE OVER EIGHT YEARS NOW.

I AM LEARNING NOTHING NEW.

STOP IT, LOYOLA. I HATE YOU.

LET ME DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS, RATHER THAN A PAPER THAT HAS TO BE A SPECIFIC NUMBER OF PAGES IN A SPECIFIC FONT WITH SPECIFIC MARGINS IN A SPECIFIC FORMAT ABOUT A SPECIFIC SUBJECT WITH A VERY SPECIFIC THESIS.

LIFE IS NOT SPECIFIC. THIS EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARING ME FOR THE REAL WORLD.

I AM SO MIND-NUMBINGLY FED UP WITH THIS SHIT.

in serious need of xanax and merlot,
amk

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i want to come to chicago and play but i cant
HOWEVER
i am excited about monday. because we are going to kidnap you and have you all to ourselves at some point once youre home
mooohahahahah
dying without you
xoxoxkate

Jamie said...

To Ali: I agree

that is all.

Anonymous said...

update now?
plenty of new years lovin' must have had a positive affect on you im sure
xokate

MLA said...

UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Anonymous said...

I concur: An update must be established...or we will have to appoint someone to harass you until you do...like a monkey with a unicycle following you around of something...idk, I'll get back to you on that...

But please, update the blog. We are worried about you and your bloggitude.

Jamie said...

HERRO?!

ARI KERRY?!

Anonymous said...

seriously. update your blog, aree.
misses you.
xoxokate