#1 Adriana and I were sitting on the couch. I spotted something under the coffee table, and leaned over to pick it up...
Me: "What's this?" (pick up a quarter sized piece of something, toss it in my hand. adriana and I make eye contact, both realizing that it is poop. i immediately drop said poop)
Adriana: "Oh my God..."
Me: (still hunchd over, frozen in place) It's not like he (Milo) just pooped out here. It's like it was stuck to his butt and he ran around and it fell off."
Adriana: (in her most serious, concerned voice), "Dingleberries."
and then we laughed hard. because we are both tired and delusional.
#2 Still sitting on the couch, minus the cat poop on the floor...
Me to Milo when he walks in from the kitchen licking his chops: "Did you just have a midnight snack?"
Adriana: (in her best asshole cat voice) "Fourthmeal."
again, hysterical laughter because we are delusional.
peace, love, and ponies.
"Total absence of humor renders life impossible"
-Colette
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